Mon Sep 01, 2008 2:06 am
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Well kids, I can say in all honesty that this guy may very well take the cake.

I remember reading a story about some dragonkin that was all self-important, a total bigot, and was a perfect match for the negative otherkin stereotype. I thought he was as bad as it got.

Oh no. No no no. Not even CLOSE. What I'm about to show you makes Werewolf Tobias look just a wee bit more sane. Not much, but a little. To make it even better, these two are embroiled in a battle over something or other. Apparently Molatar stole Tobias' BS about the Werewolf Houses and Armies and shit. Etc etc whine whine DRAMA!!1!

What your about to see will shock and disturb you. Viewer discretion is strongly advised. I also strongly advise to put a pillow down on your desk, as I'm fairly certain your head will be making contact momentarily and repeatedly. This dork is a dragon/werewolf/Egyptian God Thingy/I don't bloody know, and envisions a utopia where dragons and half dragons and lizard men and other antropormorphic people can swim and gardan and mine for gems etc etc, and he's pretty much the king of said utopia. I need a drink, preferably something strong. Like hydrochloric acid.

First off, link: http://nanoprint.engr.utk.edu/molatar/index.htm

Don't worry, it's supposed to look like that, sorta. Most of the links on the left still work, so click around.

And now, for some of the better bits, with play-by-play by me, your lovable (likely) phoenix. Who's currently wondering if his ceiling fan could support his body weight.

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This site is dedicated to spreading the Gospel in the werewolf and furry communities. It is my hope that many trans-species people will accept Jesus as their Savior through this ministry.


It's really all down hill from here, folks. I'm completely serious. This defines the term, "Charlie Foxtrot."

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How To Get That Elusive P-Shift!

WARNING!

The method described below, if successful, will result in a PERMANENT change in one's appearance.


Ayup, a full P-Shift guide. Chock full of BS, layered with religious scripture. I'm a good Catholic boy, and always will be, but this makes me feel ashamed to believe in God...

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Dragon Anatomy

The teeth are all sharp scimitar-shaped but they are used not to tear meat but to grasp and hold the vegetation which the dragon feeds on.

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Energy Projection: Dragons can fire volleys of various destructive energies from their hands.

Flight: Dragons fly by means of levitation. They need no wings.

Invulnerability: A dragon is invulnerable to all weaponry. It can only be killed by immersion in an environment where it cannot breathe.


Er...sorry dragonkin. I still like dragons, despite all the phoenix shenanigans I'm going through, but fortunately he...

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Favorite mythical animal/creature: Aside from dragons and werewolves, I like phoenixes...


Shit. Well, since he's a Fundy, maybe he won't..

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Music: ....Duran Duran, The Cars, The Alan Parsons Project, Rammstein....


Shit! At least he can't possibly be...

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Birth place: Ontario, Canada

Home territory: Ontario, Canada


....ffffffffffFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUCK!!!!!

And just for a Flufftacular bonus:

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In my wolf form, I wear black leather pants, a studded belt, a black T-shirt, a black leather jacket with a dog chain around the left shoulder, spiked bracers on my arms, and a silver crucifix around my neck.


Oh goody, we have some kinda gothic/metal fashion-inclined werewolf/dragon/so-on-and-so-forth loose on teh intartubez.

Well, I'm kinda hungry now. I think I'll go have a few hundred cyanide capsules, who's with me?