Posted by Dragonslorefury on Monday, February 16, 2009
Oh hey guys! Guess what? I got to ride in an ambulance last night! Turns out that the flu I had was, unbeknowst to me, making me so dehydrated I nearly passed out on the floor at work. So my boss got me back to the stockroom, and called 911. And I ended up getting MORE dehydrated after throwing up in the ambulance, about 30 seconds before I was taken into the hospital. Fantastic. They didn't admit me, or even run any tests, just gave me an Ativan, a shot of Gravol, sage advice on how to comba... Continue reading...
Posted by Dragonslorefury on Monday, February 16, 2009
Awwr. Feel better soon, Cap'n. IN OTHER NEWS: Holy shit; they have an emo support forum. EMO. SUPPORT. HAH A few blurbs; i just hate this fricken world so much. no one cares how i feel. everyone thinks i'm a freak wtf, they just don't know how i feel...
you are posting in an emo support forum. Look in the mirror. boys alway hurt my feelings and i don't no wot 2 do bout it?BAWWWW Is there such thing as a Christian witch?
[For rebellion is as the sin of witchcraft, and stubbornness is as iniquity and ... Continue reading...
Posted by Dragonslorefury on Monday, February 16, 2009
*salutes* At ease, Lieutenants, and great work. Again, if this was real, medals and a month's leave for everyone! But it's not. And I keep saying it's just for fun because I'm pretty sure sooner or later I'll get called out on it, and I'm just enacting the time honoured method of Covering My Ass. However, if some fluffster raises warning about a "Black Ops groups from Otherkin.com" I will laugh -so hard.- BTW, Lt. DLF, your official position is CO of the Logistics Division. So, for those of you ... Continue reading...
Posted by Dragonslorefury on Monday, February 16, 2009
Riiiight...... well I believe a while ago I was offered the title of Lieutenant of AFSWATTF by Nickoli a while ago and in a topic far from here (actually a few topics down in the fluff hunting section but oh well), so I think I’ll try out my hand at this title. Though undoubtedly not as funny as Nik’s I give you Lieutenant Dragonslorefury’s first report. ------------------------------------------------------------------ AFSWATTF Report Number: Four hundred and eleventeen Author: Lieutenan... Continue reading...
Posted by Dragonslorefury on Monday, February 16, 2009
Good God, I bust out laughing as soon as I read the site tagline:
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fairies and vampires
vampire fairy twilight goth emo punk sk8er meeting place
For the sake of the human race, please tell me they're kidding. Please? No? Dammit! Melody's right, there's craploads of teh funnay in here! Guess since I'm the Captain, I should be posting some quotes too. Lycantropus Vampiricus
Humans are simply selfish, evil and dieing, they are capable of anything because their greed and selfish nature, bu... Continue reading...
Posted by Dragonslorefury on Monday, February 16, 2009
Link- http://www.fairiesvampires.com/--------------------------------------------------------- http://www.fairiesvampires.com/forum/to ... opic:25130A few lovely opinions: Sumarra: "I pity them their lives are only a joke. They live for a short amount of time in fear and then they die."
How optimistic. 'Lil Miss Evil: "I don't respect them. I just drink their blood. And then thank them and leave them to die painfully. It's fun. I'm cruel. Humans suck."Her name sums it up, don't it? Little half-vam... Continue reading...
Posted by Dragonslorefury on Monday, February 16, 2009
AFSWATTF Report Number: 42 Author: NOT Cpt. Nik CO/Medic Report: I'm spying on some sites with wishkin-tatic quotes. Shhhhh! I have managed to steal them using the secret ninja technique of "Ctrl-C and Ctrl-V" Some of these may be repeats, but I can assure you, they aren't any less funny.
Castle Otherkin (It's a bloody goldmine, I'm telling ya!) wrote:
For some, (once again I will use this poor man as an example) like Zygo, it is not as easy to squish yourself into a body as it is for other...
Posted by Dragonslorefury on Monday, February 16, 2009
AFSWATTF Report Num- Aw screw it, y'all know the rest. Report: So. Hi! How's life? It's good? Aw....not that good? Know what you need to do? Pretend you're a vampire/dragon/elf/were/angel/demon/George Foreman Grill! It'll make your life better! OH! Better yet, pretend you're a God of all the above, and then you'll get worshippers, and everyone will love you! .....Yeah, I couldn't even finish that with a straight face. To be honest...I feel bad for some of these people, I really do. For some, i... Continue reading...
Posted by Dragonslorefury on Monday, February 16, 2009
AFSWATTF Report Number: One (1) Crapload Author: OH MY GOD WHAT'S MY NAME?!? Some people in the human-bashing camp actually had crappy lives. I will not knock these people, unless they become otherkin facists that wish to "Overthrow the evil human reign." Then I will point and laugh. Some people really have had a crap life, or are depressed for other reasons. Like I mentioned, I have some scars of my own, so it'd just be the pot calling the kettle an asshole. No my fine readers, the topic tonig... Continue reading...
Posted by Dragonslorefury on Monday, February 16, 2009
Let's bash Kai, because it's what all the cool kids are doing. ----------------- AFSWATTF Report Number: I forgot. Uhm....C? Aw hell...C isn't a number. Okay then....D! Author: The Cap'mTarget: Kaijima Appleseed Frostfang. Fluff Level: Holy fuck! Report: Why would a just and loving God allow Cobaine of Nirvana to be (alledgely) killed by whats-her-face, but not allow Kai to fall on some conviently placed land mines? Answer: I'm in hell and this is my punishment. I'd heard stories about the things th... Continue reading...
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The Team
CPT. Nik, CO of the AFSWATTF, Medic.
LT. Melody, CO of Intelligence Devision.
LT. DLF, CO of Logistics Devision.
LT. Serapyna, CO.
The Scarecrow, Logical Blunt Force Trauma.
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