Posted by Dragonslorefury on Friday, March 5, 2010,
AFSWATTF Report Number: 2
Author: private kahoku
Target: home of the kin / xxxravenohayexxx
Fluff Level: funny
Status: open
on january 26, 2010 this pm went out to two members of ok.com:
"i appreciate your consent but could you please stop repeating what i said? i have noticed it a couple of times now.
Thank you."
Both of them listed their kin types as "demon - guardian/familiar", both of them kept copying/rewriting my posts (e.g., if i told a potential demon-kin not to base their kin type on looks,... Continue reading ...
Posted by Dragonslorefury on Thursday, December 3, 2009,
Report No.- 21:34
Subject-Me (apparently), as seen through Truth, Lies and Conversation's 'Scum of the Earth'.
Fluff Level- No real fluff just utter bitchy-ness. =P
First things first. Name and shame-
http://truthliesandconvo.forumotion.net/forum.htm
Oh what a fun new site to discover! Not that I intend to spend a great amount of time (or writing) on it, but still.
I find myself typing this due to a PM i got from a certain member of a certain forum sending me to a link about a topic on yours truly.... Continue reading ...
Posted by Dragonslorefury on Tuesday, October 27, 2009,
http://forum.luckymojo.com/Honestly, after reading through a bit of the content here, you'd start to wonder if these guys were actually trolls posing as fluff, like the Landover Baptist Forum was at first. But so far I haven't seen anything here that indicates this like I did on Landover. There seems to be no "spell" on here that doesn't set off some twinge of irritation within my psyche. Another thing to realize is that even though this site has over a thousand members, it's got only a handf... Continue reading ...
Posted by Dragonslorefury on Tuesday, August 11, 2009,
AFSWATTF Report Number- 69 Dudes. What is the word?- The Bird. Fluff level- Right up there with the bird. As most of you know AFSWATTF and Otherkin.com have had a rather long running (too long if you ask most of us) tiff with a site we consider to be full of fluff bunnies and posers called otherkinforums.net. We were baffled when our criticisms got retaliated with silly name calling, claims that we were jealous and threats against our families. Serious buisness the internet.Totally Serial. ... Continue reading ...
Posted by Dragonslorefury on Wednesday, June 24, 2009,
Oh, and it's been about one year since I met y'all. So this is dedicated to all the members of the AFSWATTF, Permanent Wiki, and everyone here. I'd mention names, but then I'd forget one, and that just ain't cool. So this one is for you guys. ____________________________________ -AFSWATTF Official Report. Finally- Report Number: Something or other. Subject: TrueKin. OR "Hell hath no wrath like a person on the internet banned." Once upon a time, back before I joined the site, there was a woman who... Continue reading ...
Posted by Dragonslorefury on Tuesday, April 21, 2009,
-Hay, it's a Special Report!- Volume IX Reading one of Kai's good essays is like this: You think it's okay, then a bad part comes. You get by it, assume all is well, then think about it, and realize that oh my dear crap, it's not. Little bits of some stupid kinda leak out between the lines. And then you cry. Tonight's essay is "Guilty Until Proven Innocent." This is a topic I have gotten behind myself more than once, and I was ready to pass it up as a bad job; as a good essay. Unfortunately, I k... Continue reading ...
Posted by Dragonslorefury on Sunday, April 12, 2009,
-Still an AFSWATTF Special Report- Volume the Third I sometimes wonder when I write these articles what everyone thinks. I mean, I know what everyone who's commented on them thinks, but I really wonder what everyone who's ever read them thinks. Naturally, this leads to my wondering what the subjects of these articles, and especially when they become acid-filled rants, would think if they read them. I know exactly how Kai would respond. Utter contempt. Any critique of him, his beliefs, or his art... Continue reading ...
Posted by Dragonslorefury on Friday, April 10, 2009,
-AFSWATTF Special Report- Volume the Second Okay, I assume by this point that you've read the OP and now have good idea as to what Kai is like. Either that, or you like reading things out of order. I haven't touched on....Pookie. Maybe because I honestly think every time I type his name I have another stroke. He's not the main topic here, but I will mention him because he manages to drag down the following kin-types: Dragons, Kitsune, Fae and Foxes. Why is that? Because he is all that and -SO- ... Continue reading ...
Posted by Dragonslorefury on Wednesday, April 8, 2009,
-AFSWATTF Special Report- Target: That dude up there in the topic text Author: Me, myself, and I Fluff Level: I think my fluff meter just overloaded. Report: Ah, Kai. Where to begin, I ask myself. The answer you'd think would be at the start, of course. You silly bird, what's gotten into you. The truth is, I have no idea where this sordid tale begins, nor do I know if it has ever truly ended. This dragon has a topic on Portal of Evil with over 6500 posts in it, a major write up on Crush Yiff Des... Continue reading ...
Posted by Dragonslorefury on Monday, March 30, 2009,
AFSWATTF Report Number: Plus two. Author: The one, the only, the Captain. Target: Groves of Annwyn Fluff Level: PG67 A/W -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hay it's a report: Hello and good day soldiers and civilians! It seems like our ever popular, always amazing, has the highest post count Lt. of the Logistics division has come up with a real humdinger. A whopper. A fat crock of facepalm. It's enough to make my eyes cross! Or maybe that's... Continue reading ...
Posted by Dragonslorefury on Friday, March 20, 2009,
AFSWATTF Report Number: 39534
Author: private kahoku
Target: otherkinforums.net / lady dunsany
Fluff Level: don't know, can't see the top from here.
this is only my own history with otherkinforums, and it's still pretty long... you might know one part or the other, but i hope you'll still enjoy reading this summary.
please disregard typos, my laptop keyboard is really crappy.
when i first heard about the place called otherkinforums, i wondered why people couldn't give their places a creative n... Continue reading ...
Posted by Dragonslorefury on Sunday, March 8, 2009,
"Into every generation, there is a chosen one. She alone shall stand against the fluffpires, demofluffs, and forces of fluffness. She is the Fluff Slayer...Key awesome intro theme by Nerf Herder, and here we go...." ------------------------------------------------ Site: www.fairiesvampires.comLevel of Fluff: There is not a level high enough. Type of FLuff: Name it I would like to begin with a quote from a randomly selected member of this website. "Ok, don't freakout but, I'm a real Vampire. I know... Continue reading ...
Posted by Dragonslorefury on Monday, March 2, 2009,
AFSWATTF Report Number: 1123581321 (Props to who knows this.) Author: Cpt. Nik, Leader of THE most kickass otherkin military unit by virtue of it being the only one in existance. Except for John Sharkey's, but he's a loony-tune, so we don't talk about that. Target: Lady D's other site of horrific horror, fluffy fluff, and rampaging BS. That rampages. Fluff Level: Take a wild friggin' guess. (Hint: Nope, higher.) Report: Leader of a crack team of namers and shamers I might be. Phoenix I might be. P... Continue reading ...
Posted by Dragonslorefury on Tuesday, February 24, 2009,
------------------------------ Lt. DLF- Pardon me Sir! But Might I suggest that we post the link to the forum as a first and foremost Sir!?.... Oh wait.... I'm in charge of the editing process.... awesome XD Naming and Shaming- http://www.otherkinforums.net-------------------------------- AFSWATTF Report Number: 11:47 PM Author: The one and only me. Target: OtherKin Forums Fluff Level: Dear God, I'm scared. Welp, I have to say. This may very well be the Castle Otherkin for a new generation. I can't ... Continue reading ...
Posted by Dragonslorefury on Sunday, February 22, 2009,
AFSWATTF Report Number: for (int i = 7 ; i <= 20 ; i++) Author: Captain Nik. (I couldn't think of anything witty) Target: (1) One whole heck of alot Fluff Level: c.println ("Infinite!"); That's right, computer humour. If you were wondering if this entire military unit could be any more of a spectacular mess, well, there's your answer. Look, I'm starting to wonder if everybody but me and the team thinks that 'Kin persecution is off the friggin' rails. Even on sites I actually like I see stuff like ... Continue reading ...
Posted by Dragonslorefury on Wednesday, February 18, 2009,
Brace yourselves, kids! I came across this site today and it's just far too amusing...so without further ado! The Shadow Cavern Otherkin Pack!
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This is the design for the Pack House. The Plan for this is to make a living on our own, so naturally a farm setting will be implied and everyone will have to pull in and do their share of work. However, in doing this we prepare ourselves for success as well as our next generations. We become self suffecient and dont rely on the humans as much...
Posted by Dragonslorefury on Wednesday, February 18, 2009,
--------------------------------------- A note from Lt. DLFBefore we go into this one i'd like to once again enthesise that we name, shame and humiliate on this site so that you don't have to. While this person was/is on a popular otherkin site we strongly discourgae forum flame-wars over one contained case, even we try to avoid the flame wars- and we have a dragonkin and a phoenixkin in our regiment! -------------------------------------- So here's the latest fluff ball on OtherkinCommunity.net... Continue reading ...
Posted by Dragonslorefury on Tuesday, February 17, 2009,
AFSWATTF Report Number: The Hoosiers, Track 2.
Author: Lt. Dlf
Subject: Vampire fairy twilight goth emo punk sk8ers/ Abbadon
Fluff Level: Makes me want to sandpaper my laptop screen.
First thing is first-
Im still young and need to lean how to use and control my magic.
Posted by Jadea Princess of the 11 realms
“I'm only 14 years old in human years.I am princess of the 11 realms so learning my magic would be a good thing for me.I still have to unlock my magic.please help me as best you can”.
AhHa... Continue reading ...
Posted by Dragonslorefury on Monday, February 16, 2009,
AFSWATTF Report Number: My first. Author: The Scarecrow. Target: The Femmekin. Fluff Level: I'm all for Feminists; they've done a wonderful job so far. These are just feminists with a fascist fetish elavating themselves beyond the realms of dream and miracle. For which I have a negative level of respect far beyond the realms of sanity. Additional fact: When I started posting there, the topics died a cruel death. Treatment marginally succesful.
Quote:
Why do we call ourselves feminine? Well, w...
Posted by Dragonslorefury on Monday, February 16, 2009,
Hey guys! Two quick things: A.) I'm all better now! B.) Bonus content! God bless Encyclopedia Dramatica. Really! For one, they seem to be on a parallel track as the AFSWATTF to take fluff down a couple pegs, and for two, they made fun of Embracing Mystery. There's some funny photoshops on the main Otherkin article, alongside information on other fluff: http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/OtherkinAnd on the article about M, it's really well written. And I contributed as well awhile back. M... Continue reading ...
Posted by Dragonslorefury on Monday, February 16, 2009,
Oh hey guys! Guess what? I got to ride in an ambulance last night! Turns out that the flu I had was, unbeknowst to me, making me so dehydrated I nearly passed out on the floor at work. So my boss got me back to the stockroom, and called 911. And I ended up getting MORE dehydrated after throwing up in the ambulance, about 30 seconds before I was taken into the hospital. Fantastic. They didn't admit me, or even run any tests, just gave me an Ativan, a shot of Gravol, sage advice on how to comba... Continue reading ...
Posted by Dragonslorefury on Monday, February 16, 2009,
Awwr. Feel better soon, Cap'n. IN OTHER NEWS: Holy shit; they have an emo support forum. EMO. SUPPORT. HAH A few blurbs; i just hate this fricken world so much. no one cares how i feel. everyone thinks i'm a freak wtf, they just don't know how i feel...
you are posting in an emo support forum. Look in the mirror. boys alway hurt my feelings and i don't no wot 2 do bout it?BAWWWW Is there such thing as a Christian witch?
[For rebellion is as the sin of witchcraft, and stubbornness is as iniquity and ... Continue reading ...
Posted by Dragonslorefury on Monday, February 16, 2009,
*salutes* At ease, Lieutenants, and great work. Again, if this was real, medals and a month's leave for everyone! But it's not. And I keep saying it's just for fun because I'm pretty sure sooner or later I'll get called out on it, and I'm just enacting the time honoured method of Covering My Ass. However, if some fluffster raises warning about a "Black Ops groups from Otherkin.com" I will laugh -so hard.- BTW, Lt. DLF, your official position is CO of the Logistics Division. So, for those of you ... Continue reading ...
Posted by Dragonslorefury on Monday, February 16, 2009,
Riiiight...... well I believe a while ago I was offered the title of Lieutenant of AFSWATTF by Nickoli a while ago and in a topic far from here (actually a few topics down in the fluff hunting section but oh well), so I think I’ll try out my hand at this title. Though undoubtedly not as funny as Nik’s I give you Lieutenant Dragonslorefury’s first report. ------------------------------------------------------------------ AFSWATTF Report Number: Four hundred and eleventeen Author: Lieutenan... Continue reading ...
Posted by Dragonslorefury on Monday, February 16, 2009,
Good God, I bust out laughing as soon as I read the site tagline:
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fairies and vampires
vampire fairy twilight goth emo punk sk8er meeting place
For the sake of the human race, please tell me they're kidding. Please? No? Dammit! Melody's right, there's craploads of teh funnay in here! Guess since I'm the Captain, I should be posting some quotes too. Lycantropus Vampiricus
Humans are simply selfish, evil and dieing, they are capable of anything because their greed and selfish nature, bu...
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Posted by Dragonslorefury on Monday, February 16, 2009,
Link- http://www.fairiesvampires.com/--------------------------------------------------------- http://www.fairiesvampires.com/forum/to ... opic:25130A few lovely opinions: Sumarra: "I pity them their lives are only a joke. They live for a short amount of time in fear and then they die."
How optimistic. 'Lil Miss Evil: "I don't respect them. I just drink their blood. And then thank them and leave them to die painfully. It's fun. I'm cruel. Humans suck."Her name sums it up, don't it? Little half-vam... Continue reading ...
Posted by Dragonslorefury on Monday, February 16, 2009,
AFSWATTF Report Number: 42 Author: NOT Cpt. Nik CO/Medic Report: I'm spying on some sites with wishkin-tatic quotes. Shhhhh! I have managed to steal them using the secret ninja technique of "Ctrl-C and Ctrl-V" Some of these may be repeats, but I can assure you, they aren't any less funny.
Castle Otherkin (It's a bloody goldmine, I'm telling ya!) wrote:
For some, (once again I will use this poor man as an example) like Zygo, it is not as easy to squish yourself into a body as it is for other...
Posted by Dragonslorefury on Monday, February 16, 2009,
AFSWATTF Report Num- Aw screw it, y'all know the rest. Report: So. Hi! How's life? It's good? Aw....not that good? Know what you need to do? Pretend you're a vampire/dragon/elf/were/angel/demon/George Foreman Grill! It'll make your life better! OH! Better yet, pretend you're a God of all the above, and then you'll get worshippers, and everyone will love you! .....Yeah, I couldn't even finish that with a straight face. To be honest...I feel bad for some of these people, I really do. For some, i... Continue reading ...
Posted by Dragonslorefury on Monday, February 16, 2009,
AFSWATTF Report Number: One (1) Crapload Author: OH MY GOD WHAT'S MY NAME?!? Some people in the human-bashing camp actually had crappy lives. I will not knock these people, unless they become otherkin facists that wish to "Overthrow the evil human reign." Then I will point and laugh. Some people really have had a crap life, or are depressed for other reasons. Like I mentioned, I have some scars of my own, so it'd just be the pot calling the kettle an asshole. No my fine readers, the topic tonig... Continue reading ...
Posted by Dragonslorefury on Monday, February 16, 2009,
Let's bash Kai, because it's what all the cool kids are doing. ----------------- AFSWATTF Report Number: I forgot. Uhm....C? Aw hell...C isn't a number. Okay then....D! Author: The Cap'mTarget: Kaijima Appleseed Frostfang. Fluff Level: Holy fuck! Report: Why would a just and loving God allow Cobaine of Nirvana to be (alledgely) killed by whats-her-face, but not allow Kai to fall on some conviently placed land mines? Answer: I'm in hell and this is my punishment. I'd heard stories about the things th... Continue reading ...
Posted by Dragonslorefury on Monday, February 16, 2009,
AFSWATTF Report Number: Eleventy-Seven. Plus two. Author: The Captain Man. Subject: Baxil the Dragon. Fluff Level: Pretty high up there. Report: This Captain has seen people on high horses before. See: Anyone who doesn't use Windows and can't shut up about it. But I honestly believe if Baxil was on any higher of a horse, he would die from the lack of oxygen way up there. Oh, he may try and fool you into thinking he's on the level, by writing various essays such as "Draconity and Hate." And how th... Continue reading ...
Posted by Dragonslorefury on Monday, February 16, 2009,
Mon Jan 26, 2009 5:08 am
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What I'm thinking this all boils down to is people wanting to live out their fantasies of what their kin-type is/should be in their eyes.
Really, I don't have a problem with that. Hell, I fully embrace the healing side of being a Phoenix. You can still see the mark on my arm where I donated blood last week, and I'm fully CPR Level C certified. I take to saving lives with a goddamn vengence.
It's just the people building them up to... Continue reading ...
Posted by Dragonslorefury on Monday, February 16, 2009,
Sun Jan 25, 2009 2:20 am ----------------------------- Fluff Report: #005 Author: CPT. Nickolai, AFSWATTF Team Leader/Medic. Contributors: DLF and Sera. Pie: Tasty. Cake: A Lie Do I Hate Myself: Yep. Mission Log: Sometime within the past few months, years, or maybe even weeks, DLF came under fire for her taste in art. She defended her point, and was promptly banned from the fluff forum in question. Apparently, Sera was soon to follow. This author extends his condolences for the crap they put up with, ... Continue reading ...
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The Team
CPT. Nik, CO of the AFSWATTF, Medic.
LT. Melody, CO of Intelligence Devision.
LT. DLF, CO of Logistics Devision.
LT. Serapyna, CO.
The Scarecrow, Logical Blunt Force Trauma.
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